Blast&Cruise-toise Tank

This merch is made fresh for every order, so all sales are final. Read the size chart carefully before checkout. If the fit is tighter than expected, congrats on the enhanced chest day. If it’s too loose, increase protein intake and reassess.

Disclaimer: This shirt contains 0 mg of trenbolone, 100% cotton, and dangerously high levels of sarcasm.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends available)

- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort

- Retail fit with side seams for lasting shape

- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for clean finish and comfort

- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean