Blast Cruise Repeat Tee

This merch is made fresh for every order, so all sales are final. Read the size chart carefully before checkout. If the fit is tighter than expected, congrats on the enhanced chest day. If it’s too loose, increase creatine intake and reassess.

Disclaimer: This shirt is satire. Any resemblance to your current protocol is purely coincidental.

Product features

- Midweight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — breathable, durable (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)

- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean silhouette

- Stable shoulder tape and ribbed knit collar preserve shape and prevent stretching

- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/neck labels and detailed DTG on main chest design

- OEKO-TEX certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat